1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
- Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
- Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
doubleNegative.: I realise that I tend to not speak my mind regarding anything online... →
I realise that I tend to not speak my mind regarding anything online because I know a lot of what I have to say will either cause offence or argument .. but sometimes, honest to god, I have some fucking morons as friends on these social networking sites who post the most frivolous fucking things…
You tell me…
… that you want me to be more honest about how I’m feeling and that you want me to tell you what’s bothering me and when I do, you just get annoyed at me…
and you wonder why we don’t talk…
Untitled boredom.
Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
I have no preference, usually shut though.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Unashamedly
Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
Yes
Where is your next vacation?
I am going to America in November to see one of my most excellent friends who I miss rather a lot
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes
Who do you think reads these?
No one, I literally do it just to pass the time.
Do you have a calendar in your room?
No
Where are you?
In one of my favourite places, in my own bed, in my own room, in my own flat in Stirling.
What’s your plan for the day?
It’s nearly over, wow just realised how late it is! So sleeping is on the agenda soon.
Are you reading any books right now?
Jane Eyre
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
If I need distracting yes, also makes the walk seem shorter
Have you ever peed in the woods?
To my knowledge, no.
Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Sometimes
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Like a fiend!
What is your “Song of the Week”?
Anamanaguchi – Helix Nebula
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Totally.
Do you still watch cartoons?
Things like ‘Family Guy’ and ‘The Simpsons’ but other than that no.
What’s your favourite love movie?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
What do you drink with dinner?
Water or milk
What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
Tomato Sauce
What is your favorite food/cuisine?
Probably Indian, but I’m not a massive fan, I like bits and pieces from lots of different cuisines.
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Pride and Prejudice, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter etc
Last person you hugged/kissed?
Chris/David
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Never
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I wouldn’t have the confidence to.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I send letters to my parents sometimes, just as a nice wee thing to keep in touch, I also mail friends in Murica.
Can you change the oil on a car?
No
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No
Run out of gas?
No
Favourite kind of sandwich?
Either a Meatball Marinara Subway with lettuce, red onion, peppers and Ranch sauce, or Coronation Chicken and Chicken Tikka from a wee deli at home.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Krave
What is your usual bedtime?
About 1 or 2 am
Are you lazy?
Exceedingly
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A witch
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No
Which are better, lego or lincoln logs?
Lego
Are you stubborn?
Exceedingly
Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
I know who neither of these men are, well I do, by name, but I’m in no way able to answer this.
Ever watch soap operas?
Not if I can help it.
Afraid of heights?
No
Sing in the car?
Yes
Dance in the shower?
Yes
Dance in the car?
Yes
Ever used a gun?
No
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
They can be, but they can also be awesome
Is Christmas stressful?
Yes
Ever eat a pierogi?
No
Major annoyance right now?
Just not understanding what’s going on.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
No idea
Do you believe in ghosts?
Kinda, not in the traditional sense though.
Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
All the time!
Do you take a vitamin daily?
No
Wear slippers?
Yes
Wear a bath robe?
Yes
What do you wear to bed?
Whatever Tshirt I’m wearing and pj bottoms
Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
None
Nike or Adidas?
Neither
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Neither
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts
Ever hear of, “gorp”?
No
Ever taken karate?
No
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
Can you curl your tongue?
Yes
Ever won a spelling bee?
Yes
Ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes
Own any record albums?
No
Own a record player?
No
Regularly burn incense?
No
Ever been in love?
No
Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot
Tea or coffee?
Tea
Favourite kind of cookie?
Ginger
Can you swim well?
Yes
Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yes
Are you patient?
I can be. At work I am, in life in general not really.
Ever won a contest?
Yes
Ever had plastic surgery?
No
Which are better black or green olives?
Neither
Can you knit or crochet?
No
Wash room or bathroom?
Bathroom
Do you want to get married?
I don’t know
Who was your High School crush?
A boy I’ve known for years
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No
Do you have kids?
No
Do you want kids?
Maybe
What kind of mom are you?
I’m not
Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss Minerva and Megan
Who do you want to see right now?
My friends and my mum.
I swear…
… that that was meant innocently! I was just asking for help I wasn’t trying to flirt with you. Fuck Sake.
Today my friend said she thought Psy from Gangnam style was the leader of North Korea.
IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF I WANT TO SMASH THINGS AND HIT PEOPLE AND CRY UNTIL I CANT BREATHE
Only just realised…
… three months after everything happened, how much of an absolute dick you are. Like, seriously, you perpetuate every single one of the stereotypes people have of ‘players’, or at least you did in this situation.
It’s taken me this long to realise cause I think I still liked you and, much as it pains me, I think I still do. Hopefully that’ll fade in time but now at least I can see how much of an asshole you are. I thought you were just this nice, sweet, if somewhat shy, guy who was a bit silly when he was drunk but generally pretty sound. Instead, you took advantage of my feelings on numerous occasions and then dropped me the second you got what you want despite your numerous promises.
I told our mutual friend what you did last night. Me and he are insanely close, and you’ve been falling in his estimation for a while, he’s also very protective of me and is now more than somewhat angry at you. I’m not a fan of getting involved in other people’s friendships in usual circumstances but in this case I feel like this is fair retribution for you being an utter knob.
I don’t even think you realise you’ve done anything wrong, in fact I’m sure you don’t because we didn’t speak for 6 weeks and for the sake of my other friends when I did see you next I didn’t say anything and acted normally because they asked me not to, so I can totally see how everything appears normal to you.
Not any more. I hope I never have to see you again and that I get over this ridiculous feeling I have for you. You’re not worth it you piece of shit, I thought you were better than that.
Menzies.: LETTERS TO UNIVERSITY RESIDENTIAL SERVICES →
Dear Residential Services
Hi there; I’m settling into Flat 481 just fine – everything’s perfect! Except for one little thing: every once and a while, late at night usually, the walls of my room start to ooze blood. I think it’s the flat upstairs.
While this isn’t necessarily an urgent…
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